Peeing in a bottle
Well...that title pretty much sums it up.
I am 33 years old. I am a practicing attorney. This weekend, I will pee into an orange liter and a half bottle instead of something more primitive, like, for instance, a toilet. AND I get to carry around that bottle, full or urine, if I am planning to leave the house. My life, is ENDLESSLY sexy.
Fuck it whatever.
(its a 24 hour Urine analysis for copper).
I am 33 years old. I am a practicing attorney. This weekend, I will pee into an orange liter and a half bottle instead of something more primitive, like, for instance, a toilet. AND I get to carry around that bottle, full or urine, if I am planning to leave the house. My life, is ENDLESSLY sexy.
Fuck it whatever.
(its a 24 hour Urine analysis for copper).
posted by warnerk | 6:02 PM
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